Welcome to the player profiles page! Click on the name of the player of whose profile you would like to see. Caroline Lee || Alex Rodriguez Joey Weed || Homer Johnson Aric Sims || Marge Wilks Slinky Williams || Marie Brown

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Caroline Lee Age/Birthdate: 21yrs 08/03/82 Height: 5'10" Weight: 130 lbs. Birthplace: Bronx, New York Occupation: Bartender Education: Harvard University (Physics) Special Talents: Logical thinker, self-defense, science expertise Hobbies: Computers, tennis, volleyball Interests: Teaching and counseling Allergies / Illnesses: None Medications: Sleeping Pills Quote: "Self-respect and dignity are my priorities"
Alex Rodriguez Age/Birthdate: 25yrs 02/02/78 Height: 6'0" Weight: 150 lbs. Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois Occupation: Sales Education: Columbia University(Mechanical Engineering) Special Talents: Group work skills, math reasoning Hobbies: Hacking, reading Interests: Design / Robotics Allergies / Illnesses: Diabetes Medications: None Quote: "Set goals and achieve them!"
Joey Weed Age/Birthdate: 28yrs 11/15/81 Height: 5'10" Weight: 135 lbs. Birthplace: Los Angeles, California Occupation: Computer Technician Education: UCLA (Computer Programming) Special Talents: Hacking ability, agile Hobbies: Guitar, skating, surfing Interests: Entrepreneurship Allergies / Illnesses: None Medications: None Quote: "If you love Perl, Perl won't hate you"
Homer Johnson Age/Birthdate: 30yrs 02/20/73 Height: 6'3" Weight: 160 lbs. Birthplace: Topeka, Kansas Occupation: Farmer Education: High School Diploma Special Talents: Guitar, comedian Hobbies: Horse riding, rodeo, country music Interests: Farming Allergies / Illnesses: None Medications: None Quote: "Yeee-haaaa!"
Aric Sims Age/Birthdate: 35yrs 05/02/68 Birthplace: Omiya, Saitama, Japan Occupation: Club performer Height: 6'3 Weight: 150 Education: University of Illinois (biology) Special talent: Being able to hold a note for 5 minutes Hobbies: Drinking alcohol, watching videos, and sleeping Interests: Women, women, and more women Medications: Viagra Illnesses: Recovering alcoholic Quote: "If its not bad for you then its not good for you"
Marge Wilks Age/Birthdate: 33yrs 03/11/70 Birthplace: Miami, Florida Occupation: Taxi driver Height: 5'9 Weight: 125 Education: Northwestern University (chemistry) Special Talent: Being able to drive at a top speed of 200 in rush hour traffic Hobbies: clubing Interests: music and dancing Medication:none Illnesses: none Quotes: "P-A-R-T Y? Cause I gotta!"
Slinky Williams Age/Birthdate: 28yrs 06/07/75 Birthplace: Las Vegas, Nevada Occupation: Letter Carrier Height: 7'0" Weight: 145 Education: Brown University (Biochemistry) Special Talent: Being able to out run a dog for 3 miles Hobbies: Reading and writing letters Interest: Dogs Quotes: "Don't worry about chasing the dog, worry about the dog chasing your a##"
Marie Brown Age/Birthdate: 19 12/29/84 Birthplace: Houston,Texas Occupation: Student Height: 5'5 Weight: 135 Education: MIT (Ph.D Basket Weaving) Special talent: Being able to stay up two weeks straight. Hobbies: Doing homework Interest: History Quotes: "Don't worry you can always sleep when you're dead"