My Resume
Personal Acheivements:

• Scaled Mt. Rushmore and Mt. McKinley on the same day.
• Figured out the meaning of life, then forgot it.
• Made 30 minute brownies in 10.
• Watched 60 minutes in only 45.
• Been struck by lightning, scorched by flames, drowned, smothered, and laughed at, and I've survived them all.

Education and Job History:

• Age 0 - Began education at MIT (Maternal Institute of Technology)
• Age 4 - Earned PHd in Physics at MIT (Massachusetts Institute)
• Age 6 - Earned PHd in Philosophy from Harvard
• Age 10 - After touring country for Book signings (Why I'm Cool, Simon and Schuster, 1994), took teaching position at Caltech.
• Age 17 - Currently demostrating HTML knowledge to Erik.

Hobbies

• Ultimate Frisbee
• Integrating 50th degree Equations
• (Re)Pondering the meaning of life.
• Inventing Languages
• Flaunting my intellect

This page Copyright (I guess) Aston Motes, 2002.